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Jeremy Clarkson, patron saint of the Great British bore

He who speaks for the bore speaks for Britain 

Jeremy Clarkson as patron saint, beer in his hand, and pigs in the background
Illustration: Nate Kitch

Hurtling west along the M40 in a Porsche Taycan, an electric battery on wheels that seemingly teleports between zero and 60mph, Bagehot thought: this does feel like a horse that had just had a mustard-covered hot dog shoved up its backside. His destination was Diddly Squat, a farm on the edge of the Cotswolds owned by Jeremy Clarkson, television presenter, near-national treasure and coiner of that evocative equine analogy.

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This article appeared in the Britain section of the print edition under the headline “St Jeremy, patron of the Great British bore”

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