Europe | Charlemagne

Nice ideas, Mr Draghi—now who will pay for them?

From “whatever it takes” to “whatever the cost”

Mario Draghi on a deserted island with an 'out of service' ATM.
Illustration: Peter Schrank

An old joke haunts economists. A chemist, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a desert island with a tin of beans but no implement to open it. The chemist suggests corroding the container with sea water, but concludes it would take years. The physicist proposes a method to prise the tin open that turns out to be equally impractical. The economist is delighted that only she has the right answer: “Assume a tin-opener.”

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This article appeared in the Europe section of the print edition under the headline “Whatever it costs”

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