Europe | Charlemagne

Europe’s monarchies are a study in dignified inanity

Like the human appendix, their purpose today is unclear

An illustration of a  crown sitting upon a cushion inside a leaky snow globe. A plaque on the snow globe reads ‘Once upon a time’. The snow globe is in a room with a gothic window with a city view.
Illustration: Peter Schrank

Francis II ascended the French throne after his father took a lance in the eye at a jousting tournament in 1559. A century earlier James III became King of Scotland after his father had found himself unwisely standing next to an exploding cannon. Other princes got promoted as the by-product of a brother’s poisoning or an uncle’s beheading—a pity, to be sure. The ascension of Frederik X to the throne in Denmark on January 14th was a staid affair by comparison. A fortnight earlier his mother, Margrethe II, startled her subjects by announcing that 52 years on the throne was quite enough. Unbeheaded, unpoisoned and seemingly unflappable, she convened government ministers to witness her signing the instrument of abdication, then invited Frederik to take her seat at the Council of State. After uttering “God Save the King,” the 83-year-old shuffled out of the room and off the royal scene. Outside, cheering crowds awaited a glimpse of their new monarch.

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